Atleast TRY to be creative

Do you think they know? Have they seen all that you've done with this place? I once ate an apple here in this spot and found that it was no more a good place to eat as over the bridge in the next county.

Does anyone really care about what they've eatten for supper, or what their boyfriend or girlfriend did to them lastnight? She's a bitch, he's an asshole. Get over it. Who cares. But yes, while you are talking about it, those are nice shoes. They really bring out your eyes (or something like that).

Rather than beat around the bush, I'd just like to say that there are far more people talking about nothing, than those who are atleast creating ideas about nothing in a way that is atleast interesting. Atleast be mildly creative in what you're saying.